Thursday, October 12, 2017

A Bardic Bootbaggerist

Boston's most well known and widely read troll in poesy and America's biggest satirical poetry critic, William Logan, has spent a career in one-sided bare-knuckle bardic bootbaggery; and what the Enniskeen Monaghan poet, Patrick Kavanagh, called in his poem Prelude, 'the unfruitful prayer of satire.'

His once crisp cutting edge reviews were for many years very funny during the peak of his satirical career, but his writing star in the online age has dulled and ended with no place to evolve, his satirical tank has hit empty, the one trick shtick's washed up, and he knows now he is a fraud in Filiocht.

He is a laughably transparent critical hypocrite. When reviewing the Dennis O'Driscoll Stepping Stones interviews, and Heaney generally, he deploys the word 'cunning' a lot with a pejorative bias, stating parenthetically:

"The slyest moments here are his backhanded judgments on fellow poets."

...before indulging in the exact same practice:

"The richness of these interviews comes in part from the weakness of character inadvertently revealed. A poetry of warmth and humility has been drawn around a personality at times icy with conceit."

The obvious statement to make about Logan's style is that he has made a name for himself as a head-stomper, applying the sneeriest of standards to others, when his own poetry is a weak gruel fare and of a laughably poorer quality than most of the people's he trolls.

Henry Lloyd Moon, a poster responding on the Guardian Books Blog in 2009 to a worshipful blog by John Sutherland toadying up to Martin Amis - could equally be referring to Logan's overblown poetic standing when s/he writes:

"It's like laughing along with the worldly but weedy class show-off."

Poet-manque Logan is clearly more of an aging comedian past his best than a literary valuable critic professing praiseful prayerfully and with a sense of reverence for the art and objects in language that make a poem sing in the aural ear of everyone regardless of our education or standing, and is merely an outrageously readable professional and increasingly bitter has-been troll, among whose many glaring faults is one that anyone tutored by the people of the goddess Art can spot.

That for all his material comfort, he is essentially unfulfilled in the role of poet, because these days virtually no Joy ever passes from his mental lips onto the review page. He has written far too much satire, like a pub bore whinging in the corner alone because their life-long lists of what is wrong and not working and what is rubbish and what is unworthy of the senior critical misanthrope's attention and time, are way too depressing and spiritually toxic for the junior alcoholics to stomach.

The one or two that can barely tolerate the toxic spewking are usually equally senior literary haters and intellectual failures rejecting any form of simple positive literary language of broad inclusion, and, too satirically trapped and unable to free their minds from the chains of mental slavery to their own fragile egos incapable of facing up publicly to their low stations and initiating the sweeping cerebral changes which will reverse the mind's poetic polarity to draw form and make sing the spirit of human happiness, that our vampiric Loganites leach from all around when talking in print their poetically poisonous brand of increasingly unfunnier and unfunnier uncritical lazy polished stand up doggerelist routines.

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The simple humble human state of being in awe and wonder with the divine, is something which has totally by-passed this awful doggerelist's plodding ditties, made from the most mediocre low quality psychic head-juice, and composed in an untutored joyless imagination and intellect that is the contemporary poetic equivalent of the lowest first grade 'culbard' (back/rear-bard) of the eight in the ('unfree') Dóer bard caste.

Sixteen bardic levels, eight in the Dóer, and eight in the ('free') Sóer bard class; that this dinosaur native of Boston Clowntalkin wud defecate his critical trews if presented with by someone possessing authentic knowledge of Filiocht, who came to expose his own doggerelistic practice by attempting to instigate a Bardic Colloquy with him.

Barely at the bottom, tenth and lowest grade ye start at on the twelve year literary Fili poet curriculum, an ollaire, ('apple'), who needed to have written seven pieces of satirical text to move up to the next grade in their studies; and that one ancient gloss, translated first into German from Gaelic by Ronald Thurneyson in Mittelirische Verslehren, Irish tract on the poetic metres, that present in comprehensive detail the eight grades of the noble sóerbards ('freebards'), and describes Logan's art as "the bastard sport of the juggler's apple".

Whilst another ancient Irish literary source labels this lowest grade "fuirseoir gan dán" "a buffoon without skill" in the Liam Breatnach translated (1978) Uraicecht na Ríar/Primer of Stipulations.

A 10C legal text on the status of poets, that includes information on each grade of the ten grades on the 12 year Fili course, as well as the sixteen grades of each of the sixteen grades of a bard's log enech 'face price'; the amount of payment each meter and grade can expect for a text composed in the metres appropriate to their grades, as well as the set damages and compensation they receive for successfully contended civil injury Brehon law cases based on social and literary status. And the Reader also learns the number, type, and form of compositions one must have memorized, written and be proficient in the making of to attain each grade. And, most importantly of all, the difference between a literary Fili poet and common bard, at the highest rig-bard grade, with only eight years training.

Which settled recently on Oxford university poet and literary goddess Fiona Sampson's Facebook; a silent stand off between the 'Bob Dylan is a Poet' crowd led by Carcanet hippy Michael Schmidt, and the 'how dare you dare you Bob Dylan is not a poet' crowd; with both sides unable to resolve the question because, it can be argued, in the purest theoretical sense, members on both sides of the debate, by the standards of the Primer of Stipulations, are not poets either, because, according to the authoritative text on the matter: "Bard d(an)o: cin dligedfogluime is indtleacht fadeisin": "A bard, then: without the prerogative of learning, but intellect alone."

Strictly speaking, from a traditional Irish poetry perspective, unless one has 'the prerogative of learning', has studied and passed the set requirements of the 12 year Irish literary Fili poet curriculum, they were considered a bard not a literary poet; by those Writing Studies graduates that had completed the required twelve to sixteen years of exacting study and graduated to speaking fluently at the very highest of their potential, toxic in satire and splendorous in praise, wrapped in the shield of the eternal ever-loving warm witty kind voice of the people of our earthly island goddess Her.

Another difference also being, we are told by the literary Fili poet: "though the bards are not bound to have a knowledge of letters and syllables they must be able to distinguish and recognise correct consonance by ear and by thought."

Powerful, a handful of words settles it, and there is no disputing from those Oxbreligious ivy leaguers one would expect were able to contend with a werking-klaws dirteh lettle common oink spewking with a voice of Lancashababru from Ormskirk bygone times.

Translated by Liam Breatnach, (1987, p98), Uraicecht Na Riar - The Poetic Grades in Early Irish Law. Thus "the essential difference between the Fili and the bard is the latter’s lack of professional training".

Exactly the important point Robert Graves emphasizes in the opening of his first of the 1954/5 Cambridge University Clarke Lectures, with a subject of Professional Standards in English Poetry The Crowning Privilege:

Unlike stockbrokers, soldiers, sailors, doctors, lawyers, and parsons, English poets do not form a closely integrated guild. A poet may put up his brass plate, so to speak, without the tedious preliminaries of attending a university, reading the required books and satisfying examiners. Also, a poet, being responsible to no General Council, and acknowledging no personal superior, can never be unfrocked, cashiered, disbarred, struck off the register, hammered on 'Change, or flogged round the fleet, if he is judged guilty of unpoetic conduct.
The only limits legally set on his activities are the acts relating to libel, pornography, treason, and the endangerment of public order. And if he earns the scorn of his colleagues, what effective sanctionscan they take against him? None at all. 

Because the poet is a member of what Graves calls an anarchic profession, their responsibility must be to the Muse alone, and because no guild confers a diploma on English language poets, hence, any literary lummox such as Logan can stamp upon the corporate page as a critic-poet when really s/he is more a satirical troll anyone can set ourselves up as even though s.he is merely akin to a second grade taman.

Middle of the three satirical bardic sub-grades on the 12 year Fili literary poet training course, a second year student full of satirical toxicity, and 'taman' the headless ('trunk' 'stock') state of a decapitated body who ‘assaults everyone with his recitations’, ‘does not make the apportioning of the truth’, will ‘oppress the chiefs of the court’ and ‘spew their brute mouthfuls’.

One below a drisiuc (thorn-bard), the name coming from a doérbard' of the third degree, and a low satirist and lampooner, so called thorn because s/he 'sticks in the face of all.'

A trafficker in mockery, as all begin as, satirically sneering at those above us in the tree of literary Filiocht/poetry; and coming to learn how to praise after the early satirical grades, and exiting the drisuic grade, that had to have written a total of 20 pieces before s/he could start the studies of the first literary beginner's grade, Fochloc, in the third year.

In my third year I was still at the Conceptual and Linguistically Innovative Poetry School, having completed two very joyous straight years Modern American Poetry modules on a Writing Studies BA starting with Pound's A Few Don'ts and working through the American canon and going out the door with the L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E poetry taught to us by well known Edge Hill University experimental poet brawlers, Robert Sheppard, and Scott Thurston.

Two very greatly feared London avant-garde heavyweights, and veterans of many brutal no holds barred academic straighteners and intellectual dirty fights. Sheppard having gained his reputation as a terrifying intellectual boot-bagger of Movement squares when risking everything at the front line of the Earls Court PoSoc (Poetry Society) Wars, as an underage mercenary who'd fought his way up from the streets as part of an out of control linguistically dangerous cadre of modern American poetry inspired outlaws who launched what Charles Osbourne Director of Literature Arts Council of the time, furiously labeled "A treacherous assault on British poetry".

By English poets inspired by the American Black Mountain scene, Objectivists, WCW, New York School and the Beat poets, with the fascist tool Pound their intellectual leader. Which now of course is mainstream, but in 1971 this was treason, and the red leftist hippies took over the petty cash tin and drinks budget, and the great flowering of the British Poetry Revival occurred, led by the 1960's and '70s Fagan of London Poetry's Underworld, the DIY ethos, Writers Forum creator, Bob Cobbing.

Commander in Chief of the Rebellion, Eric Mottram, Sheppard's PhD supervisor. Sheppard himself was the very inspiring PhD supervisor of poetry special forces commando Scott Thurston, who when he left Edge Hill's literary SAS training camp muscled in on the toughest patch in England, and carved out his turf in Salford, where he gained his current reputation as our now greatly feared and seldom crossed poetic intellectual hard-man, whose love for the world's most experimental poetries kick-started Manchester's Linguistically Innovative Other Room Scene on the academic cobbles. Pound for pound, one of the toughest most formidably experimental academic avant-garde poetry minds this side of New York.

I have called Logan out years ago, and the genesis of this text was published in 2009 on Harriet Blog at The Donald's lifeless come all ye bland multicultural Foetry Poundation, when the Donald Share was still assistant editor on what was then still Christian Winman's literary showcase for exclusively dead white male Bawsten poetry; calling out the critical poetry clown and literary liquidation expert when I still had four and five years left to study.

Pointing out that the all American bardic buffoon and modernist spewing his brute mouthful of mass mockery without the prerogative of learning but intellect alone, our third-rate drisiuc thorn-bard that sticks in the face of all, is working with only half the ingredients in the poetry kit-bag, the "Fi" of "toxic in satire" and none of the "Li, splendorous in praise" which make etymologically up the two halves of a superlative literary Fili poet's tongue, that 'it is various the poet speaks' in the speckled art of poetry consisting of two ingredients, Praise and Satire.


Here are a few lines from the resident know all whose mediocrity knows no bounds:

After the Blitz, her mother had begun an affair. So she said.
No one would have called her wellbred,

but she knew how to fill a low-cut dress,
had a fetching smile and a tongue for success.

...and on and on adinfinitum, no half or slant acoustic concordance, and deploying all the plodding amateur rhyming skills and doggerelist intelligence he lambasts the targets of his critical misanthropy for displaying.

I read the Boston spirit strangler's collection of critical carnage and butchery Our Savage Art recently (in 2009, prepping for this inevitable clash), littered with allusions and references to figures from Greek myth, as Logan tried to strike a balance between being bare-knuckle bore and belabouring his points about the fine art of civilised Criticism, seemingly blind to the irony, that most examples of what he is saying about all the poetaster critics of yesteryear - are equally applicable to himself:

"Blackmur, who, though a brilliant critic, was a dreadful poet."

...and quoting Coleridge:

"..a critic most hates those who excel in the particular department in which he, the critic, has notoriously been defeated.."

The problem with aging two-dimensional ditty makers who have little in the way of poetic talent and lots in the way of attitude, who fall into safe comfortable numbers as the jolly pit-bull critic sneering at all and sundry - is that eventually they become spent grumps and are put out of their misery when a funnier smarter kinder and more literary learned wit enters the bardic ring, and, playing them at their own game, knocks them satirically out with the first shlap from the heart and soul of the true people of the goddess Art, and that leaves the outcome in no doubt when bodies forth a voice of filliocht from our only loving earthly son of the sacred heart in heaven, mother be the name, filled without and within, by and from, the eternal faery maternal love all purely Her's.

I have stated before, i am keen to debate Logan, with or without satirical gloves, anywhere online or in print; but i am confident he has not sufficient literary courage to bardically debate because s/he his mind knows one's own is superior in both intellect and artistry than his.

WB Logan is a brutal bardic conman, satirical literary lightweight and Filliocht poetry faker, no more a qualified literary Fili poet than i'm a tree who's a planet or a moon fully Spanish; more, he's a weedy armchair wannabe oi wish Rambo who's gob dribbles pap for the Pop Idol audience and generation of second rate satirical ditty readers.

The Werking Krap in Shwelly Voice by William Logan. Critic manque, forgettable ditty maker.

Be Warned. Ye gorra 'av a laff.

Hello. Again.


Praise from the 'Li, splendor in praise' side of the literary Fili poet's tongue, for Jorie Graham's latest poem, Exchange, in Poetry, October 2017.



A stream of Voice from one of the most intellectually regarded and prominent female poets writing in America today. Up there with Rita Dove, Jane Hirshfield, Sarah Kay, Mary Oliver, Kay Ryan, Tracey K Smith, and Natasha Trethewey.

The Beckettian voice addressing a mysterious You flowing from the mouth in our secular love poets' glossolalia, vocalizing speech-like syllables lacking any readily comprehended meaning, when spoken, sound, perhaps, something below the surface that is deeply profound.

Graham's prayer from and to Self questions and investigates, 'Prosecute(s), sentence(s)' in an imaginative roller-coaster ride of highly balanced energies performing on the page at top torque, swinging from the bottom to the crest of speech recounting in the opaque bérla filidh, 'language of the poets' that s/he the gender neutral individual poet's mind reserves for communicating with other poets.

It is one of the five Divisions of Gaelic, what was called on the twelve year poet curriculum of yore, the Selected/Chosen language - berla tobaidhi - literally 'the cut out language' as cut out from trees; that a poet was required to have attained a beginning proficiency in by the seventh year of their twelve year curriculum in Ireland during the 1000 year heyday of the poetry schools on which Irish literature is founded.

The five Divisions of the Selected language (Gaelic) being, of course, as any Irish poet will happily tell you from their life-long study of the Precepts of Poetry, Handbook of the Learned, Auraicept na n-Éces: (1) Bearla na Feine, the prose language or dialect of fenechas law, a high level legal language of the educated, that the laws were preserved in and which was used by Brehon lawyers and Filidh poets for official business like law, ritual and ceremony.

(2) Bearla an Eaderscartha, Ogham, the language of separation between the vowels, the separative language or dialect; The Language Parted among the trees. This is a language that is considered a natural language, yet it also was used for encryption and for memory lists.

(3) Iarmberla, the abstractive/additional Iron language or dialect and "a term used by classical grammarians for unstressed words in classical poetry, i.e. the words which do not alliterate or rhyme but are crucial for sense (prepositions, definite article, conjunctions etc.). All the underlined words below in the first verse of you poem are said to be iairmbéarladha.

1 Mór ar bfearg riot, a rí Saxan,
a a dhamhna,
do-raduis, ger mhór a meanma,
brón for Bhanbha.

(4) Gnaithbhearla, the customary colloquial language and dialect of a then illiterate majority.

(5) Bearla Filidh - 'language of the poets' - was known to be the most ancient of the five divisions, languages and dialects of spoken and literary Gaelic. The Secret Language of the Poets, that a Medieval gloss on a 7C text states 'sometimes known as "Dark Speech" because it obscures meaning through the use of kennings and metaphors. The Poets used this language to converse among themselves, in tests and initiations, in producing chants, invocations and satires, especially when they wanted to reserve their meanings to the learned only.'

A 14C Brehon historian lawyer and poet, Giolla na Naomh O hUidhrin, died 1420; in a poem addressing his pupils on bearla filidh in a twenty-five rann/stanza poem composed around 1300, 'Take my advice, gentle gentleman', put into modern Irish by Máirín Ní Dhonnchadha as: ‘An address to a student of Law, in Sages, Saints and Storytellers (Celtic studies in honour of Prof. James Carney, Maynooth, 1989), 159-77:

'The literary language whose thrust is not self-evident or superficial, and the noble reading aloud—for ardent judges and bards, they are the keys which release locks.'

Ms Graham's prose-poem can be contextualized, should one choose to praise Her, as the ecstatically voiced fortifying personal experience, poetic prayer, and reminder to self by this marvelously heard, read and experienced poet that s/he must keep the faith in what traditionally in courtly love poetry on which contemporary American poetry and the highly educated professors of it is founded, and are found, is, of course, Her.

Him also. You the muse without and within, the double-self's interior living force whirling round within, silent unknowable consciousness of our human spirit here caught in its more accurate fragmentary state an eruction of voice mapping closet to thought the mind of our amazingly talented contemporary American poet of the highest and most valuable order.

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Satire.
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Or, from the other opposing professionally cynical critical 'Fi, toxic in satire' side of the literary Fili poets' tongue, one could get in a cheap dig by putting forth the contention that far from this being the glossolallia of a modern high American priestess of Columbia's magical native spiritual art, it is the voice of a poet's cold clinically detached analytical professional addressing The Editor of Poetry, Donald Share, in response to his commissioning this poem, perhaps.

Only DS and Jorie Graham can tell us from the horses mouth, and one is friends with neither of these titan poetic heavyweights on social-media. Indeed, The Donald has blocked one of Irish Poetry Blog's most senior social-media colleagues on the most contemporary site for modern American literature, shortly after one began referring to him as The Donald on the said senior social-media colleague's popular global social-media platform interactively commented on and read by the A-B-C-D-E-F and right up to the poetry whirl's Z-listers such as oneself.

An unpublished crank poetic nobody and social-media troll with unpopularity issues responsible for one's mental illness being channeled into unwarranted personal attacks on literary heavyweights that have also blocked oneself on Facepewk for a litany of un-literary high crimes and trash-talk misdemeanors one composed published and paid the ultimate price for as a deeply sensitive lover of one's own muse Her the otherworldly faery woman of Ireland this island that began writing-thru Ms Graham's prose-poem in what a form I at one time believed I had created oneself, Antonymic Write-Thru, where one takes a text and writes the opposite as best one can the meaning of every word in it.

So, with Ms Graham's text that may or may not have been commissioned by The Donald (we can only at present speculate), that begins:

You. You at the door a crumpled thing when I open
surprised. Sing, you hiss. Prosecute, sentence, waving your thin not-arms like dollar
bills, your bewildering moldy skin

AWT, when antonymically written thru becomes .... Me. Me a way in through the window, flawless as you close
poised in silence. I applaud. Defend the Word, motionless my stout legs
moneyless cheques, my knowing certain bone — two and one of me is me,
is me, is me, the Goddess now, fleshy, unbeaten nor bowed down, bigger than ever before, alive She
is living motion and I eloquently fly on Her invisible wings.

Be Warned. Ye gorra 'av a laff.



Thursday, April 06, 2017

Belfast Lough Blackbird

Little bird
Whistled loud
Yellow billed
Blackbird note,

Across Lagan
Loch, on gold
Whin branch.